{"id":396,"date":"2022-01-31T13:41:36","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T13:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/?post_type=docs&#038;p=396"},"modified":"2023-11-23T14:41:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T14:41:28","password":"","slug":"potion-du-zozoteur","status":"publish","type":"docs","link":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/?docs=potion-du-zozoteur","title":{"rendered":"Potion du Zozoteur"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"222\" height=\"263\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-397\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pure cr\u00e9ation d\u2019un moine alcoolique pass\u00e9 ma\u00eetre dans l\u2019art du mixage d\u2019\u00e9lixirs farfelus, la potion du Zozoteur permettait \u00e0 quiconque la buvait de <strong>cesser instantan\u00e9ment de zozoter<\/strong>. La locution du sujet devenait alors plus fluide\u2026 Beaucoup plus fluide\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Parmi la liste des effets ind\u00e9sirables, l\u2019on notait une envie irr\u00e9pressible de <strong>formuler des rimes<\/strong>. Les cas les plus s\u00e9v\u00e8res \u00e9taient forc\u00e9s de formuler des sonnets entiers d\u00e8s qu\u2019ils s\u2019exprimaient. De plus, celui qui se risquerait \u00e0 boire la potion du Zozoteur <strong>sans \u00eatre atteint de zozotement<\/strong> se retrouverait <strong>instantan\u00e9ment affect\u00e9 <\/strong>par ce d\u00e9faut de prononciation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"caracteristiques\">Caract\u00e9ristiques<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Dur\u00e9e de l\u2019effet : 1h<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vigueur: DD 15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-heading\" id=\"ingredients\">Ingr\u00e9dients<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Feuilles d\u2019orties<\/em><br><em>Poils d\u2019artichauts<\/em><br><em>Urine de h\u00e9risson<\/em><br><em>Liqueur d\u2019absinthe<\/em><br><em>Racine de chiendent<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pure cr\u00e9ation d\u2019un moine alcoolique pass\u00e9 ma\u00eetre dans l\u2019art du mixage d\u2019\u00e9lixirs farfelus, la potion du Zozoteur permettait \u00e0 quiconque la buvait de cesser instantan\u00e9ment de zozoter. La locution du sujet devenait alors plus fluide\u2026 Beaucoup plus fluide\u2026 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Parmi la liste des effets ind\u00e9sirables, l\u2019on notait une envie irr\u00e9pressible de formuler des rimes. Les cas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"doc_category":[41],"doc_tag":[],"class_list":["post-396","docs","type-docs","status-publish","hentry","doc_category-potions"],"year_month":"2026-10","word_count":145,"total_views":0,"reactions":{"happy":0,"normal":0,"sad":0},"author_info":{"name":"MadHat","author_nicename":"madhat","author_url":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/?author=1"},"doc_category_info":[{"term_name":"Potions","term_url":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/?doc_category=potions"}],"doc_tag_info":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/docs\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/docs"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/docs"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/docs\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/docs\/396\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"doc_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fdoc_category&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"doc_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cicerion.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fdoc_tag&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}